Dr Oetker Ristorante Pizza
I don’t know who Dr Oetker is but he seems to be putting his name on everything from baking powder to Greek yoghurt in the supermarket.
If Dr Oetker is real and living, I’d like to tell him this. Stick to whatever line of medicine or academia you are in because the pizza thing isn’t working out.
The ‘authentic Italian taste’ pizzas (made in Germany) are about as appetizing as, and comparable in taste to a giant Ritz cracker with processed cheese and non-distinguishable green lumps on it.
The box also has the most pathetic attempt at photoshopping in the history of food packaging.
Review: If you like the taste of the pizza, then you’ll love the taste of the box.